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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
thatll-do
jaymonoto

why does every girl in a doujinshi have to nut like “uuuuuww! noooo! your hot stuff is inside me! its pouring inside me! oh no!!! your hot stuff is in me now! ill get pregnant with your hot stuff! ohhh! not inside me!!”

kevv

me when i eat soup lol

chongoblog

the fuck kinda soup you eatin?

thatheckinjade

some really good fuckin’ soup

confusedbyinterface

nerdgasrnz

How do you have a reaction image for THIS POST, at THIS MOMENT, for THIS CONTEXT

jemthecrystalgem

LOCALIZED ENTIRELY WITHIN YOUR KITCHEN

your--anonymous--bitch

This is a weird fucking place…

Source: jaymonoto
fiireproof
fiireproof:
“Why is it a screenshot
”
There is no room for compassion for Thanos here. He was smart, determined, strong, intelligent (a lot of other things) and I can appreciate that in him as a villain or as a character. But I have no sympathy for...
fiireproof

Why is it a screenshot

your--anonymous--bitch

There is no room for compassion for Thanos here. He was smart, determined, strong, intelligent (a lot of other things) and I can appreciate that in him as a villain or as a character. But I have no sympathy for everything he lost in his “quest” to save the universe. Cz when one single mam thinks he knows best with no room for argument, the world falls apart…

Source: venusparker
thatll-do
cosima-wants-the-d-elphine

story time.

supermegafoxyawesomehotnot

the look in your eyes is what gets me.

updatepls

“so i return to my body.. from the other plane of existence.. in which i scream”

DEAD

localgays

“Story time.

I have this one white friend.

And - [mocking] I have this one white friend, I’m not racist. And like - where was I even going with this? [laughs] She’s not even my friend, she’s just someone I know. Okay, whatever, ‘kay, so this one white person that I know - [under breath] (I know a lot, my entire town is white.) Anyway, um, one day, she comes up to me, and she’s like,

Jenny, what are you?” and, you know, that’s like white person talk for like, [sarcastic mocking] “what FUCKING country do you come from? Like obviously you’re not from here.”  And I’m like, “um, I’m Chinese.”

And she’s like “What? You’re Chinese?”

And I’m like, “Yeah, I don’t know why that’s so much of a surprise.”

And she’s like “Well, I thought you said you were Asian.”

And - [deep breath] [pause] there was a moment, a good minute and a half, where I left my body and ascended onto another plane, and I screamed into the abyss of that plane [pause] because she did not know that Asian and Chinese are… I, I can’t, I can’t, I can’t even… you know, whatever.

So, return to my body, from the [pause] other plane of existence in which I scream. A lot. And I tell her: “You know, China, China, you see, the country that I’m from, is a part of Asia.”

And she’s like, “Where’s Asia?”

[whispers] She asked me. Where Asia is.

And I say, “Well, Asia consists of, you know..” and I list the different Asian countries and she’s like “Whaat?”

And I’m like [sarcastically] it’s, it’s this thing, you know, that you learn about in like third grade geography. It’s a continent! And she’s like “A continent?”

And I’m like “Yes.”

And she goes, “so it’s not a country?”

I’m like, “No.”

And she’s like “What’s the difference?”

And I’m like [deep breath] “America, you see, has like North, Central, South, so like, take somewhere from Canada; they are North American but they’re also Canadian…”

And she’s like “I don’t understand.”

And I’m like “It’s okay, just know that I am both Asian AND Chinese” and you know what, she is still confused to this day, and I [pause] am still on the other plane of existence, screaming, as I tell this story to you. So you can come join me, on the separate plane of existence.”

katjohnadams

I WILL ALWAYS REBLOG THIS SHIT BECAUSE IT IS TOO REAL, TOO TRUE.

gardentechgodgnostic

I’m actually crying

your--anonymous--bitch

Am I making a mistake moving the the States?

Source: rosalindfranklinsnotes
thatll-do
sevenyearsdead

i honest to god was walking through the parking lot of my college’s chick fil a and i witnessed with my own damn eyes two beautiful women, one in a plain dress and the other in a navy uniform, hold hands and then kiss each other goodbye and it was so cute and as i turned to head back to my dorm i saw these two boys staring at them across the parking lot and i was like “oh no” but then the taller one grabbed the shorter one and kissed him really hard and they looked so embarrassed and i realized that sometimes you just gotta have a little courage yknow

the-afro-argonaut

Gay culture is kissing your partner on a chick fil a parking lot, making the CEO of Chick FIL A cry.

your--anonymous--bitch

Take that!!

Source: sevenyearsdead
klimt-and-cumberbatch
bad-post-pikachu

MINORS ON TUMBLR BEWARE

Keep an eye out for this pride flag! If you encounter someone with this pride flag as their icon, do yourself a favor and block/report them. This is the MAP pride flag. For those who don’t know, MAP stands for Minor Attracted Person, more commonly known as a pedophile. The MAP community is filled with adults who openly admit to having sexual feelings towards children, and post about how they fantasize about underaged children. It’s sick and disgusting, and these depraved individuals try and use tumblr as a platform to normalize their perversions. They appropriate the experiences of the LGBT community by feigning systematic oppression, and comparing the rightful societal condemnation of pedophiles to the violent persecution of the LGBT community, which isn’t even remotely comparable. It’s honestly reprehensible that they’d take advantage of pride by making a flag like this. It’s incrediblly dangerous because unifying symbols such as this create a platform for pedophiles to prey on children, and spread pedophilia-enabling rhetoric. Please spread this around if you can, and if you are a minor, don’t bother interacting with these scumbags. It’s not worth putting yourself in danger to call these people out or try to get them to see the error of their ways. Stay safe everyone!

dandeviant

SPREAD THIS - PEDOPHILES ARE NOT A PART OF PRIDE OR THE LGBT+ COMMUNITY

best-science-dad-tony

This is important. Stay safe, kids.

((I may be an RP blog, but everyone should be careful and aware of this.))

Source: bad-post-pikachu
thatll-do

Things to Stop Saying to Yourself

onlinecounsellingcollege

1. “I’m no good at …”

Say instead “It’s just a skill, and something I can learn.”

2. “I’m such a failure …”

Say instead “I got it wrong, and everybody makes mistakes.”

3. “There’s no point in trying …”

Say instead “It maybe hard, but step by step will get me there in time.”

4. “Everybody hates me; I’ve got no friends …”

Say instead “It doesn’t really matter what these people think about me. There are others who will recognize my value and true worth.”

5. “I hate myself. I deserve to be rejected …”

Say instead “I am beautiful inside, and have value and worth. I deserve to be cherished and be treated well.”

your--anonymous--bitch

It’s hard, yes

Your brain tells you it’s fucking stupid to do this, yes

You probably didn’t even read all of them, right?

Well, screenshot it and make your lock screen. Maybe if you see it all day everyday, you will actually start to believe it. (Cz it’s true. No matter who you are. Internalized hatred is ALWAYS undeserved)

Source: onlinecounsellingcollege
arachnaboy

Anonymous asked:

a tomdaya stan on twitter who met tom at comic con is implying tom holland is homophobic bc tom seemed annoyed with him, and it’s just really funny to me because tom has met gay fans before and they all said tom was great and kind, but this gay guy meets tom, asks him loads of questions and keeps trying to chat with him about tomdaya and movies, tom gets kind of annoyed because there literally isn’t time for that, and suddenly tom is a homophobe?? I’m tired lmao.

arachnaboy answered:

Astaghfurallahhhhh what in the jackassery hell is this

your--anonymous--bitch

Okay, people need to clear this up in their head:

If Person A hates Person B (who is gay), it is not Homophobia. Person B could be a dick or they could have history, we don’t know.


If Person A hates Person B (who is gay) BECAUSE PERSON B IS GAY, that’s homophobia…